when the lackey gets overzealous in licking his master's boots

According to the Associated Press, Colombian President Álvaro Uribe (bizarrely referred to in the article as Alfaro Uribe) "said he would consider having Colombian workers have microchips implanted into their bodies before they are permitted to enter the United States to work on a seasonal basis," in a quote from Pennsylvania Republican Senator Arlen Specter.

And to prove his moderate status, Specter replied with profound humanitarian concern by saying that he "doubted whether the implantation of microchips would be effective since the immigrant worker might be able to remove them."


[Tags: Álvaro Uribe, immigration, Colombia]